Signs you are dating a mammy water:

This is for all the guys who pick up
random girls on the streets without
knowing anything about them.
Here’s how to know if you are sharing
your bed with a mammy water:

1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random
place. Maybe she was even standing in
front of an
uncompleted building.
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is
“Just Julie”.
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the
very first day, in fact
she moved into your house, no questions
asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound
yam, fry garri, grind
pepper with a stone and still have s*x
with you when she
finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first
thing in the morning.
No pimples, her make-up looks
permanent and everything
is always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It
really looks like her hair
but maybe salons have found a way to
remove natural hair
and put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and
she doesn’t have
any friends. You only hear her saying
“My sea sisters”
sometimes at night but you’re not
bothered because girls
call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has
turned upside down but of course your
stepmother in the
village is to blame.
8. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she
came into your life, it’s only chicken or
meat, nothing that
comes from the sea.
9. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In
fact, she’s every
Nigerian boyfriend’s dream. You don’t
pay for human hair
or BIS and she doesn’t even want
Blackberry Z10.
10. She doesn’t care about Valentine’s
Day and you don’t
even know her birthday sef. She never
gets jealous or
goes through your phone and she
couldn’t care less
about your Facebook password. In fact
she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake
up my guy, NA FISH SHE BE!!!